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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 07:47
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Jim Cramer: Why Wall Street is actually going higher after the U.S. bombed Iran - CNBC
Just Forget it!
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Unacceptable again!
'Classmates threw Snickers at me to test my peanut anaphylaxis' - BBC
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do narcissists love their children?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Jaire Alexander’s Contract Impeded Packers’ Trade Attempts - NFL Rumors - ProFootballRumors.com
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Red Sox’ Roman Anthony already has done something Alex Bregman hasn’t - MassLive
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
How is sex in college like with roommates and big campuses?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after using tap water for nasal rinse - Scripps News
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...